New Slogans For Barack Obama
Wednesday, July 30, 2008 by Ben Shapiro Townhall.com Barack Obama's messianic tour of Europe is over. And, like Jesus, he has risen again -- in the polls. According to Gallup's daily tracking poll, Obama is now up 8 percent among registered voters. According to Rasmussen, his lead is a whopping three points. (According to USA Today/Gallup, John McCain actually leads Obama among likely voters by 4 percent. But God knows that Jesus' poll numbers are always vacillating, too.) When Experience, Knowledge and Honor Just Aren't Good Enough. Vote Obama. Hope. Change. And All That Other BS. Vote Obama. More Experience Than a Fifth Grader. Vote Obama. Standing Up For the Power of Horse Manure. Vote Obama. Talking Big. Doing Nothing. Vote Obama. This Election Is All About You. Voting for Me. Vote Obama. Sure, I Remember Voting In the Senate That One Time. Vote Obama. Kim Jung Il, Hamas and Fidel Castro Can't Be Wrong. Vote Obama. Pass the Arugula. Vote Obama. You Say Corrupt Land Deal. I Say Creative Financing. Potaytoe, Potahtoe. Vote Obama. Like Black People? Vote Obama. The Man With The Iraq Plan. Yeah, The Plan That Didn't Work. So What, Racist? Vote Obama. Flag Pins Are Stupid. But I'm Not Unpatriotic. You Racist. Vote Obama. Don't Like My Pastor? Shut Up, Racist. Still Don't Like Him? I Guess I Don't, Either. Vote Obama. Watch the Oceans Recede. Watch the World Make Peace. And Watch As I Saw This Woman In Half! Vote Obama. Fooling All of the People All of the Time. Vote Obama. Cut Military Funding. Dictators Are Nice. Vote Obama. Yes We Can. Or Rather, I Can. Vote Obama. LINK

How about... "VOTE OBAMA! HE'S NOT BUSH"

How about "London Mayor says "He Da Man"" http://www.guardian.co.uk/global/2008/aug/01/boris.barackobama Spartacus

I don't have a vote, BD! I was reminded of the old joke about the American explaining his country's politics to a Brit. "Well, there's the Republicans. They're kinda like your Conservative Party. Then there's the Democrats. They're kinda like your Conservative Party, too!" :wink: Spartacus

The Democrat Party is socialist. Freedom-loving people are not socialists. The Democrat Party is an enemy of freedom. It's quite easy to connect the dots, you see.

Sent to me from the USA: Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this...'Walking Eagle' Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'. At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.

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I was perusing the net yesterday, and I happened upon a strange coincidence which I though I would share. :D Obama... ...Looks weirdly like the pharaoh Akhenaten :shock: :lol: :lol:

BEHOLD! THE CHOSEN ONE!

We need to get a really good shot of the earlobes of Walking Eagle before we can be sure ... but he really does look like him! Yankees! Remember the fate of El Amarna! :wink:

He looks more like....