Harridan Harperson lost Labour votes - shock horror! By George, they've got it! The penny has actually dropped. Some of the more perceptive Labour ministers are voicing suspicions that the scale of Labour's defeat in the Henley by-election may be not unconnected with Harriet Harridan's legislation to discriminate against men, announced on the day voters went to the polls.
There was formerly a tribe of South Sea islanders who, until their discovery by European explorers, had never made the connection between sexual congress and procreation (quite a modern outlook, come to think of it). In the same way, the innocence of Labour legislators who, buttressed until recently by comfortable majorities, never had to take public opinion into consideration has been bruised by the Henley result.
It is early days yet, of course, and nobody wants to rush to judgement. But there is a growing, excited awareness among Labour's back-room boffins that they may have detected some kind of correlation between passing grossly offensive legislation and being knocked back to fifth place in the polls. The likeliest outcome is that elections, like referenda, may be abolished.
The theory being canvassed is that, in reaction to Harriet Harridan's "positive" discrimination against men, white working-class male voters went out and voted BNP. This is a shocking notion for Harridan and her colleagues to contemplate. For eleven years they have been accustomed to devise extravagant legislation of a politically correct nature to enforce their prejudices on society, without for one moment having to consider the reaction of those against whom they were legislating: fox-hunters, smokers, married couples, heterosexuals, Christians - all the distasteful detritus of the obsolete Judaeo-Christian ethic, in other words.
Now they have to face the possibility that they will either have to curb their lust to engineer society to their own grotesque template, or face ejection from power and from Parliament. It is a measure of what deep doo-doo Labour finds itself in that Gordon is commemorating the first anniversary of his premiership with a brainstorming session on how to overtake the BNP. The clever money is on these turkeys continuing to vote for Christmas.
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