BIGTEX THANKS LEFT-WINGERS FOR MAKING HIM LOTS OF MONEY
BIGTEX is in the oil, natural gas, coal, timber and ranching businesses. Due to radical environmentalists in the USA not allowing oil companies to drill in many places offshore, in the Arctic, and elsewhere, the VALUE of BIGTEX' mineral interests has increased dramatically over the past two years. The royalty checks for production of oil and natural gas have more than doubled in the past year. BIGTEX, accordingly, thanks the radical environmentalists for greatly increasing his net worth and annual income.

Well howdie there BIGTEX and big ol' FB welcome from all o' us over here in Ingerland. I sure am mighty glad to hear that y'arl doin' so great over there in Texasland, despite all the troubles elsewhere in da yoo ess o' hay.

Thanks. Things are SWELL here in the Lone Star State. The economy is GREAT! The women are gorgeous! The men still wear boots and shoot straight!